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1	Greetings and welcome to the 1^st Angelman New Zealand Inc. Conference Hamilton 2007
2	We would like to acknowledge our generous sponsors
3	Everything we ever needed to know, we learned from an Angel"... Attributed to some angels’ parents in USA
4	There is no such thing as "Angel-Proofing" your house.
5	An Angels voice is louder then 200 adults in a crowded restaurant.
6	Balls leave marks on ceilings.
7	You should not throw a ball when a ceiling fan is on.
8	When you hear the toilet flush and an angel laugh, it is already too late.
9	A king sized water bed holds enough water to fill a 200 square foot house 4 inches deep.
10	Lego will pass through an Angel’s digestive track.
11	When dialed randomly over a period of time numbers on a phone dial will combine in such a way that a three hour phone call to Scandinavia will appear on your phone bill.
12	VCRs do not eject peanut butter and jelly sandwiches.
13	Quiet does NOT mean DO NOT WORRY!
14	Baby powder is impossible to get out of shag carpeting.
15	Toothpaste has qualities very similar to those of finger-paint.
16	Objects on someone else’s plate are closer than they appear.
17	Never leave the sprinkler or hose in such a way that your angel can turn the water on, unless you need a shower!
18	Small gloves also fit nicely in the VCR.
19	Laughter is often the best medicine.
20	And the most important thing our Angels have taught us is... That just because a person can not speak does not mean they have nothing to say!